Not In Kansas Anymore...

Click your heels, and see if home is where you hang your hat, or somewhere else inside yourself as this simple, postmodern girl takes on L.A.

Saturday, August 29, 2009

I'm signed up on a few job notification websites, just in case something might come along. I opened my email today and found this:

This is a Job Alert!

Ready. Set. Go faster than you thought possible.

It is really quite easy to see why so many people join our team. At every step of the way, we help you experience, learn, and advance. In short, we help you find the potential within yourself. You feel good about what you do and, more importantly, what you can accomplish.

McDonald’s is not just a job it is a career. There is already a career path set for a crew member to make it all the way management.

But if you're not looking for a career, rest easy. McDonald's has the flexibility to work with you, too. Fact is, for countless employees McDonald’s is the perfect way to earn additional income. We are used to accommodating a variety of schedules and hours, whether you’re a working mom, a student, or just somebody looking for a part-time job to provide that something extra,. Not to mention that we provide a workplace that’s close to where you need to be … whether it’s home, school, or your community. In the meanwhile, it’s nice to know there are plenty of ways to learn and grow.

Do not miss out, apply today! Click “Apply now” and check out our wealth of opportunities today!

It's these kinds of things that make me want to lay facedown in a giant margarita and cry. Good gravy.